parents: you need to go out more
parents: you need to exercise more
parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
parents: why are you getting angry
Parents of little girls: when a boy is mean to you, it means he likes you!
Ten years later: she keeps dating abusive men. We don't know what's wrong with her.