how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what

(Source: alexkoehlerschin)

HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS

staff:

HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO

p-o-n-y-o:

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WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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WHEN TEACHERS THINK BEING RUDE TO STUDENTS TO MAKE OTHERS STUDENTS LAUGH IS FUNNY

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You are what you love.
Not who loves you.

Elton John (On Fall Out Boy’s song “Save Rock and Roll” from the album Save Rock and Roll )

(Source: my-tardis-is-an-impala)

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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